It’s Going to Hurt in the Morning but It’s a Good Time Tonight!
by Miss Tasha LaBlush
[PHOTOS] Grooby Productions/Ben in LA (Otola.net/blog) and Tasha Lablush
Here’s the thing, you’re going to get banged up tonight. You knew that going in, right? Too much fun and way too much gin can do that to you. Hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get banged tonight. One thing’s for sure, there’s been a whole lot of banging going on in one form or another baby doll. Can you think of a better way to celebrate the awards at the sex and skin drenched 5th Annual Tranny Awards held this year in Los Angeles?
Steven Grooby of Grooby Productions was the gala event’s producer (TrannyAwards.com). He remarked, “This year’s Tranny Awards is the only award show dedicated to honoring the models and producers of transgender erotica. We have grown so much since the show’s 2008 inception. Our largest show yet brings together the stars, producers, sponsors and fans for a night full of entertainment and surprises.”
The traditional red carpet procession and ceremonies took place at the high-style event theatre, Palace of the Stars in Glendale, California with live event streaming was provided by Gentleman’s Club TV. Our very own boss lady, Hanna and her always delightful mother Heidi, fashion strutted the glamorous red carpet with all the glitterati and paparazzi in attendance.
Morgan Bailey was the first to interview Hanna on camera. “As the new editor of Transformation magazine we welcome you. So this is your first time here at the Tranny Awards, Hanna?”
Dressed in her scintillating long blue evening gown and killer Blahnik platform heels, Hanna pertly replied, “Yes Morgan, you might say I’m a Tranny Awards virgin! I’m also proud to represent Transformation as one of the Tranny Awards sponsors and later this evening I’ll present the award for Best Solo Site.”
Morgan points out to Hanna the Transformation logo on the backdrop then adds her personal post interview touch, “Honey, my tuck is killing me!” Oh yes, it’s going to be a fun evening.
Once inside, Hanna became an amazing social butterfly and good will ambassador for all things transgender and Transformation. During one of the awards breaks she saunters up to the stage where two topless dancers were performing. With a fist full of dollars Hanna slips her fingers inside the dancers g-string. To her surprise the sexy dancer pulls her face into her voluptuous breasts then submerges her in deep, silky cleavage. Oo-la-la. Hanna just rolled with it…enjoying the unexpected bosom diving, ha!
The night was remarkable in so many outrageous t-girl ways. Sadie Hawkins, who was dressed like a demure little girl in pigtails, shared her Tranny Award with Wendy Summers for Best Scene in a DVD. Sadie comes on stage playing shy and embarrassed. Her acceptance speech is delivered in a high little girly voice, “This is the first time I ever won an award for cumming in my hand and then slapping someone in the face.” (Spit-take the gin.)
Oh, Wendy Summers wasn’t to be topped. She won a second award for Best Internet Personality. She was dressed like a character from the X-Men movie in her skin-tight, shiny catsuit and glossy, lickable yellow go go boots. Always the big smile she was the perfect match for her flaming red hair and curvy body. She comes up to the microphone and says in a breathy voice, “Thank you so much every one of you. I wouldn’t be here tonight if it weren’t for all of you who like watching me masturbate.”
Somewhere in the back of your mind you’re thinking this isn’t your ordinary awards grind show. Who cares if it runs long? Yes, thank you, I’d like another Tanqueray and tonic please.
Heidi leans over, and above the din warns everyone at our reserved table, “Be prepared if you go to the restroom. Photographers are in there taking nude photos of the models.”
Hmm, you’re thinking, I don’t really have to go right now but maybe I should. I could change my panty liner. Who knows, by the time these drinks catch up with me there might be a glory hole line. Take a number.
You want more? Foxxy was our recent cover girl for Transformation 82. Our dear Hanna predicted before the awards show that Foxxy would win her contested award category of Best Hardcore Model. Hanna enthused, “Foxxy is a small wonder that will become a big time success. I say she’ll win the award.”
OMG, Foxxy wins as Hanna beams. Foxxy comes on stage and well, this isn’t the Oscars. In a tender, sultry young voice Foxxy gives her big speech while holding her award aloft, “Five years of wearing braces has finally paid off. Now I can suck better cock!” Many in the audience, all horny guys of course, gave her a standing ovation.
Boston’s Tara Emory is one of the industry’s most famous pre-op fetish transsexuals and a personal fave. She’s been on the cover of Transformation in all of her shiny black latex fabulosity. Tonight it’s not rubberwear but a fan she wears. As an entertainment act it was so divinely retro to see her do a titillating fan dance as the limelight followed her undulations around on stage. She was mesmerizing and by far the best live entertainment of the evening. So delicate and beguiling were her movements. One could almost imagine Bettie Page or Blaze Starr was behind the fluffy feathered fan of indiscretion.
Later in the evening Hanna came over to chat up Tara. She was a tall drink of gin and sin wearing a very tight red and gold brocade hobble skirt with a puff of red tulle surrounding her slim ankles and platform heels. Tara’s top was a matching and finely detailed low decolletage corset. Let us not forget the fanciful little hat that crowned her famous features. As she moved about the theatre auditorium she took the most measured and bondage-like steps her hobble skirt would allow and always with perfect comportment. She would be forgiven for not wearing latex tonight.
England’s Joanna Jet had us fiendish fetish fans satiated in her long sleeved, high neck white latex dress that no doubt was custom made by a designer along London’s Peter Street district. She teased and taunted us with her translucent front body panel with criss-cross white latex lacing. Her visibly proud nipples were pressed against the dreamy dress but you never quite figured out if she was wearing panties or not. Oh pray tell Miss Jet. She was stunning on stage as she presented one of the evening’s coveted awards.
Thank you Joanna for the soft kiss on the cheek darling. I could smell your sweet latex enhanced scent from such intimate proximity, yum. I am such a pervy girl.
Hanna braved the stage to present Best Solo Site. Everyone at your table had your back Hanna! All the nominees were announced except one. Yep, you guessed it, Hanna announces TS Jesse as the winner even though she wasn’t announced as a nominee (well she was a nominee just wasn’t announced as one).
These things happen and for the most part nobody in the audience seemed to catch the faux pas. Later, Steven Grooby contacted Hanna and apologized for the glitch. We all had a great time Steven so no harm done sweetie dahlink!
Hanna was so insightful about what she took away from her evening at the Tranny Awards, “I’ve talked with so many girls over the phone and have been a fan of their photos and videos. Actually meeting them face-to-face and looking them in the eye really solidifies for me who they actually are as people. We all know they are transgender but to me, in their heart and soul, they are women. They present as women and I see them as lovely women. I’m so much looking forward to being a part of the Tranny Awards next year.”
So there you have it. Okay it was a long, cool February night and we all had a bit too much to drink as we feasted on eye candy. Sure, the hangover might hurt in the morning, especially for those of us catching a plane back to Reno. It was definitively a good time and we shared it with some stellar people. They told us all it’s okay to think about sex, have fun with sex and not feel guilty about sex. The Tranny Awards was this affirmation of humanity and one large support group with glittering frosting on top. Did we feel banged up because of that? Not at all….
See more of The Tranny Awards in Transformation 84